A is for brave Aragorn whom Arwen did admire

B is for the Balrog and dear Bilbo of the Shire

C is for the courage of the heroes in the story

D for the Dead Marshes, which the hobbitses found gory

E is for Lord Elrond and the Elfish clan he leads

F is for young Frodo and his mighty, noble deeds

G is for ol’ Gandalf, little Gimili and (yuck!) Gollum

H is for Helms Deep and the battle at the bottom

I is for Isildur, too bad he kept the ring

J is jubilation at the return of the King

K is for dark Khazad-dum, where orcish evil lies

L is for *sigh* Legolas, what dreamy, crystal eyes

M is for Meriadoc, known as Merry by his friends

N is for the Nazgul, nasty creatures to the end

O is for Osgiliath, the mighty, broken city

P for Peregrin (Pippin) Took’s insatiable curiosity

Q is for the quiet way of life back at Bag End

R for peaceful Rivendell and the Rohhirim that Rohan sends

S is for good Samwise, and Shelob whom he slew
        (not to mention Saruman and Sauron and their crew)

T is for tall Treebeard and his grand arboreal features

U is for the Uruk’Hai, those nasty vile creatures

V is for the victory won as the lava scorched the Ring

W for Weathertop where Frodo fell before the Witch-King

X is for the many, many x-tras in the cast

Y is for the yesteryear of Middle Earth, now past

Z is for New Zealand, where they filmed all the action
       and now that I have seen the films... "Long Live Peter Jackson!!"